grandma shit on top of the toilet
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She's the barista slut.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.