another moral hangover. fuck.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.