But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Welp...herpes.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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