I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
