Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
