I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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