Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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