just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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