C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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