I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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