They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well I just put wine in my tea
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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