How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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