10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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