Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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