Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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