So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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