Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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