So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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