omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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