I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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