It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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