Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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