Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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