Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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