are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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