How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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