Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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