Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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