so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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