My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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