She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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