Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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