Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
