I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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