Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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