Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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