My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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