Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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