I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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