SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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