So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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