everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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