Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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