I must be too annoying 4 u.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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