Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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