Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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