Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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