Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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