in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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