there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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