I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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