i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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