I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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