I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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