thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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