my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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